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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Denies 'cackling'

 
Andy Borowitz has surpassed himself. Today's column portrays Donald Rumsfeld running down Pennsylvania. Ave., holding a globe and cackling "Mine! It's all mine!"
"Cackling? Cackling? Goodness gracious be, all you have to do is laugh a little these days and every Gloomy Gus, Nervous Nelly and Henny Penny will say you’re cackling like a maniac," Mr. Rumsfeld said, cackling.

Elsewhere, in what is being described as a major step forward on Iraq’s road to democracy, a team led by White House advisor Karl Rove arrived in Baghdad today to teach the Iraqi people how to make negative campaign ads.


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