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Thursday, June 05, 2003

Old Enron jokes

 
These are still applicable. We need to keep in mind what Bush would sooner we forgot. His administration and his cronies are crooked as all get out.


Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has sold all of his Enron stock. I guess we all knew that. In fact, the only thing he owns now is the Bush administration.
-David Letterman

The big rumor going around is, we may begin bombing Iraq. Or, as the White House calls it, Operation Keep Enron Off The Front Page
-Jay Leno

Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the details of the Enron meetings. This is what he said. He met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time at an undisclosed location. Thank God he cleared that up. I'm ready to move on.
-Jay Leno




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