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Saturday, December 13, 2003

Bush jokes

 
Cheney and Bushes flying

Richard Cheney, George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.

Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people happy.

George Bush Senior says, Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at them over her shoulder and says, I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country ecstatic.


Urgent & Confidential

For an amusing parody of the Nigerian email scam, see Bush's Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal by Zoltan Grossman. Too long to include here, but a great laugh.


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