the [alternate] patriot

Funny Miers

Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers told the New York Times that George Bush was the most brilliant man she ever met, which is kind of scary. She only has one known opinion, and that's it. (Jay Leno)

Harriet Miers, it was learned Monday, was born Catholic and raised Presbyterian, then educated Methodist. She goes to an evangelical church in Dallas as well as St. John's Episcopal in Washington. President Bush said he nominated her because she will never change. (Argus Hamilton)

Newsweek reports that President Bush likes Harriet Miers because she didn't go to an Ivy League school, she worked hard, and she achieved everything on her own without family help. See, opposites attract (Jay Leno)

Harriet Miers told the New York Times that President Bush is the smartest man she's ever met, and Dick Cheney's the best athlete she's ever seen. (Jay Leno)

We don't know a lot about this Harriet Miers, but she said George Bush was the most brilliant man she ever met. You know, this chick has got to meet more guys. (Jay Leno)

Harriet Miers wrote gushing personal notes to Governor George Bush that were released by the Texas state archives Monday. She wasn't very careful. The only paper trail Monica Lewinsky ever left was stuck to her heel when she walked out of the bathroom. (Argus Hamilton)

This Harriet Miers pick for the Supreme Court is turning out to be the most ontroversial pick involving the Supreme Court since...George Bush. (David Letterman)

Palema 7:04 AM