When I began this blog in 2001, I was appalled by President Bush's headlong rush to an illegal war (we were not in fact under attack). As time wore on and Bush began his assault on the Constitution and any people bold enough to criticize, I believed that "the republic is endangered more by actions of our own government than by those of any terrorist." With the election of a high-minded, compassionate, intelligent man like Barack Obama, my fears have ceased.
"Honor them with peace, not war"
United for Peace
Friday, October 28, 2005
It appears that the vaunted Bush popularity has finally begun to erode. At long last, folks in the red states are noticing that their hero has a few character flaws. A slew of political jokes may reflect this slide in the polls.
Here's one of my favorites:
The Bush Stamp :
Here's another that tickled me:
Bush the Post Turtle
Copyright © 2001-03 Pam Shorey
(except the specific sources credited in quotes)
George Bush Funny Jokes
It appears that the vaunted Bush popularity has finally begun to erode. At long last, folks in the red states are noticing that their hero has a few character flaws. A slew of political jokes may reflect this slide in the polls.
Here's one of my favorites:
The Bush Stamp :
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side
Here's another that tickled me:
Bush the Post Turtle
A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.
The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."
Palema
4:07 PM
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